Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Punctuated Post: Breaking Bad As A Retelling of Yogi Bear

So, bear (pun!) with me on this, but I made an offhanded comparison between the relationship between Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo as they share a quest for stealing picnic baskets illegally to the relationship between Walter White and Jesse Pinkman as they share their quest for an illegal, successful drug business. I didn't think much about it when I first said it, but then I thought more about it.

First, the distribution of power seems odd in both relationships, and nothing any rational person would put up with over a prolonged period of time. Why do Boo-Boo and Jesse have such dysfunctional loyalty to Yogi and Walter, respectively, so much? They would both be in far less trouble, and are possibly more capable of acting on their own than in the shadow of the large egos of their partners in crime.

The other similarity, I realized, is the relationship between the criminals and the law enforcement. Park Ranger Smith and Yogi have always been a little too chummy for logic. The Ranger always knows what Yogi is up to, yet the bear always seems to elude him or consequences. Slightly different, but with obvious similarities, Hank always knows what Heisenberg is up to, but the drug dealer always eludes him. In this case, the law and criminal are also chummy; of course, in this case, Hank isn't aware of this. But from time to time, don't we wonder: how can Hank not suspect, just a little, if he really chose to see what was in front of him?

So, what I'm saying here is, if Albuquerque is Jellystone, and we equate the epidosidic goal of the criminal pairs, which is to subvert the law to cover up their activity, then perhaps we are left with an acclaimed drama that is little more than a nefarious Hanna-Barbera plotline.

. . . or maybe not, but what's the fun of watching an outlandish amount of television if you can't making speculative connections to amuse yourself from time to time.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

An Unbearable Facebook Status

A shameless pun? Indeed!

This Facebook status was forwarded to me yesterday and my editing instincts immediately kicked in, so bear with me (oh, yes, another pun).



Though I am not Facebook friends with this particular bear lover, I hoped against hope that his or her mauling of the English language was a result of extreme emotional duress. Surely, the terrible spelling and lack of punctuation is due to some tragedy beyond the realm of any imagination! But what terrible event could inspire such egregious errors and senseless abuse of words?

I put my Google search skills to use! The result? I can only assume that the tragic Facebook status is based on two news articles. The first, from May 29, 2010, is entitled "Bear helping himself to chicken coop gets shot." The second, from May 31, 2010, is entitled "Backpacker shoots, kills grizzly in Denali National Park." But the plot thickens! There appears to have been a third bear death on June 1, 2010. Who knows what poorly authored response the moving news piece "Dog intervenes in grizzly attack, but bear is eventually shot" will elicit from our bear-adoring Facebook friend.

Disclaimer: Though this post is jocular in nature, I am poking fun at the ineptly articulated response to the bear deaths. I would never use the actual deaths of the bears as fodder for my wit. If you'd like to see the articles for yourself, they can all be found on the Anchorage Daily News website: adn.com.

Special thanks goes to Ms. Rehfeldt for this contribution.