As someone whose entire social media presence is predicated on the concept of a reading dinosaur, I feel absolutely obligated to post about Jurassic World. First impression: the movie was awesome! Last impression: the movie was awesome! I suspect anyone who didn't think it was awesome didn't want to think it was awesome, and went into the movie waiting to be disappointed.
Universal Pictures, how about Jurassic Library as the next movie in the franchise? With short arms and eyes on the side of his head, reading is pretty close to impossible for T-Rex, who clearly needs some help. The plot of Jurassic Library begins as BD Wong genetically engineers a T-Rex with longer arms and more forward eye placement for better binocular vision.
Universal Pictures, how about Jurassic Library as the next movie in the franchise? With short arms and eyes on the side of his head, reading is pretty close to impossible for T-Rex, who clearly needs some help. The plot of Jurassic Library begins as BD Wong genetically engineers a T-Rex with longer arms and more forward eye placement for better binocular vision.
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